Fuck Me Silly Sex Doll

If you are like me, the thought of blowing up a sex doll is a bit embarrassing. I don’t mind fucking one, and there are some good ones out there. But every time I go to inflate one, my lust tends to wane. I want to have a readily available fuck whenever the mood hits me, I just don’t want to have to WORK for it!

I have found the perfect solution to my (albeit lazy) dilemma. The  Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly 2. This thing is a fucking dream. Weighing in at 12 pounds, this is not a blow up doll by any means. This masturbator is made of a material called Fanta-Flesh. It is life-like, soft and yet durable to withstand a vigorous fuck, either from the front or the rear.

Fuck me silly sex doll

The Fuck Me Silly 2 has 36 Double D tits, a tight arse and a willing little pussy, equally as tight. They make these holes so tight that you’ll swear that you are fucking the real thing, especially when you feel that Fanta-Flesh around your cock.

There is no need to inflate the Fuck Me Silly 2, since it maintains its form constantly. It is small enough to hide away, but has enough weight to it that you don’t need to worry about sending it across the room when you thrust into it.

There are two ways (three if you fancy a tit fuck) to have fun with the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly 2. The toy has a pussy that will grip you like a velvet vise. Lay it underneath you, on top of you or on its side and have at. The complimentary lube that arrives with it will provide you with a warm and slippery feeling to go along with the tightness. The anal opening is just as much fun to explore, complete with a bum perfect for spanking as well as buggering. Either way, you are in for a mind-blowingly realistic experience.

Both the arsehole and pussy are connected by a tube made of the Fanta-Flesh material. The  Fuck Me Silly 2 has a drain hole in the back of it for easy cleaning. After your shag, you just flush some warm water through it to make it clean enough for your next visit. This masturbator is so low maintenance, so durable and so easy to use that you’ll give up on wanking altogether. I can’t remember the last time I used my own hands to get off.

Did I mention the tits on this thing? I admit, I’m a breast man. I would never say no to a nice bum, but tits are my thing. There is nothing like a soft, round breast in my mouth while I pump away inside a tight little cunny. The masturbator has a pair that will make you drool. They are a firm as you can ask for, and feel more realistic than a pair of silicone enhanced breasts on an actual woman.

I have played around with my fair share of dolls and sleeves and other toys. I have yet to find anything as sexually satisfying as the doll. I would be hard pressed to recommend most of the sex toys that I have used. They either don’t have durability (I’ve thrown a fair share in the rubbish after only two or three times of using them) or they don’t have the craftsmanship (I shouldn’t have to worry about shaving before every fuck out of fear that my stubble will puncture a doll’s face) or they don’t have the appeal (three months running and my Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly 2 still has a tight pussy and arse).

Don’t settle for a handful of spit and a box of tissue. Get your own Fuck Me Silly 2 masturbator today. Trust me mate, you’ll be glad you did!